Cannabis Infused Coconut Oil Recipe

Is this resiliency or pure stubbornness?

Only time will tell. If I end up being the Oprah Winfrey/Rachael Ray/Martha Stewart/Grandmaster Funk of weed food, I’ll go with resiliency.

But for now, all I can do is share the very spiritual lesson that I learned from this ordeal. Just open up your heart and your third eye to receive this valuable universal feedback. Ready?

Here it goes:

So, when you think you learned all of your lessons and have something totally figured out…

When you think you’re totally covered and backed up and prepared…

When you’re like, “Fuck yes. I’m really starting to be a grownup business lady who’s getting my shit together”…

And when you start internally complaining about all of the little bumps in the road, wondering if you really want to be doing something else entirely, struggling with yourself about whether or not what you’re doing is the “right thing” or the “good thing” to do… Well…

That’s when you get a personal bitch slap delivered from the universe. 

My personal universal bitch slap came in the form of losing over half of the shit I’d written and posted here on wakeandbakecookbook.com, plus all of the shit that came in the form of comments and emails through this site. And, really… I know… boo-fucking-hoo. There are people starving and other people who drive Bugattis, and this existence just isn’t fair.

While I’d love to whine about it and tell you that I totally backed that shit up through godaddy and that they erased it anyway, and that this home-spun site was super tits before all of that happened, I’m not going to do any of that (see what I did there?).

Instead… I’m going to take this opportunity to make this project even more tits than before.

AND I’m going to talk to you about making the easiest damned cannabis coconut oil on the planet. Because that’s what I was put on this planet to do.

Hit the jump for the recipe and tutorial…

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